Help a sister out. Long story short: big academic party coming up, lots of Russians, lots of tenured faculty, sooooo much vodka. I need a quick, easy, cheap recipe for vodka punch. Something that's a little more sophisticated than what I've found online, which is "1 bottle vodka + 1 can frozen lemonade concentrate + garbage can = your next awesomest frat party evar!!!11" Maybe if it involves some cut-up fruit or something, that would be nice.
Thanks so much and happy holidays.